Long Monkey wearing sunglasses LONG
MONKEY BUY LONG ↗
THE TICKER THAT SKIPPED LEG DAY

LONG MONKEY. APE LONGER.

The market zigged. We stretched. Meet the gloriously irresponsible monkey with one strategy: stay long enough to touch the moon.

BUY $LONGMONKEY WATCH THE WIGGLE ↗
An impossibly long monkey in sunglasses raises both fists
NO BRAKES. JUST LENGTH.
Long Monkey recklessly sprinting with a finish flag 01 / RUN IT
A VERY BAD IDEA. BEAUTIFULLY EXECUTED.

He did not read the chart. He outran it.

Long Monkey arrived with zero patience, maximum torso, and a finish line that keeps moving. Sensible? Absolutely not. Memorable? Unfortunately, yes.

↑ Born to overextend
Long Monkey tossing a giant gold coin among cards and dice 02 / CALL IT
THE WORLD'S LONGEST COIN TOSS

Heads, we go long. Tails, also long.

There is no complicated thesis hidden under the sunglasses. Just chaotic conviction, loose change, and a monkey physically incapable of thinking short.

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HOW TO APE RESPONSIBLY-ISH

Three rules. One long problem.

01

Grip the banana.

Choose your size. Keep your head. Sunglasses are optional but spiritually required.

Long Monkey flying upward on a banana rocket
THIS IS FINE ↗
02

Ignore gravity.

Up, down, sideways—the body stays long. The vibe stays longer.

03

Do not be the table.

Memes move fast. Only bet what you can laugh about tomorrow.

Long Monkey pushing a chaotic pile of casino chips forward 03 / SEND IT
THE ANTI-ROADMAP

No promises. No pants. Long energy.

  • Phase 01Monkey appears✓
  • Phase 02Monkey gets longer↗
  • Phase 03Chart needs a taller screen?
THE IMPORTANT SMALL PRINT

$LONGMONKEY

NameLong Monkey
SymbolLONGMONKEY
ChainRobinhood
StrategyLonger

Long Monkey holding a glowing banana above his head with diamond gloves
Long Monkey standing triumphantly on the moon
THE LONG WAY HOME

STILL HERE?
GET LONGER.

One monkey. One ticker. An unreasonable amount of vertical ambition.

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